Is that really his name? Yes. Yes it is.

I didn’t come here to impress you.
I came here to tell the truth.

I’m not accredited.
I don’t have a wall full of certificates.
I don’t regurgitate other people’s teachings or sell someone else’s blueprint.

What I do have is this:
I died ,  more than once, and came back with something I can’t ignore.

Years ago, I hit what I thought was the end.
A near‑death experience pulled me out of this world and into something so vast I couldn’t even process it.

At first, I chalked it up to delusion, to chemicals, to “just something that happens when the brain is shutting down.”
But then it happened again.
Not by accident this time, through deep meditation, through breathwork, through plant medicine.

I found myself back on the other side, and everything I’d seen the first time was there waiting for me.
It wasn’t a dream. It wasn’t a hallucination.
It was real. And after that, I couldn’t hide from it anymore.

I didn’t run to a guru or a weekend certification.
I didn’t paste someone else’s wisdom over my experience.

I sat with it.
I tore my habits apart.
I rebuilt myself from the inside out, messy, human, stubborn as hell, and unwilling to fake it.

Through years of practice, meditation, breathwork, ceremonies, sweat lodges, plant medicine,
I learned to read my own mind, to drop what was crushing me, and to build something lighter.

Somewhere along the way, I realized the roles I was chasing were never big enough for the truth I’d lived.
So I stopped waiting for permission and picked up the pen.
Writing, speaking, creating, that became the way I handed the mic to my soul.
Not to perform… but to transmit.

I didn’t set out to teach this.
But the truth is too heavy to carry alone.
And somewhere out there, there are others who feel this same pulse and are waiting for someone to speak it out loud.

Before I ever stepped onto a stage with a mic in my hand, I was chasing scripts, auditioning for roles, and climbing ladders in both the arts and corporate worlds.
I know the pressure to “perform”, on camera, in business, in life.
But after everything I’ve seen, I stopped trying to play parts and started speaking truth.

I don’t do regular stand‑up comedy.
I do spiritual stand‑up comedy, making fun of my own transformation, the absurdity of old habits, the cosmic punchlines I’ve had to live through to grow.

I don’t just sit in circles, I host them.
I’ve MC’d events, guided meditations, breathwork sessions, and assisted in traditional Temazcals with experienced facilitators.

I bring the depth and the laughter, the ritual and the rawness.
I know how to hold a room in silence and how to make it erupt in laughter.
I know when to speak from the heart and when to light it up with humour that cuts through the BS.

I’m not here to convince you.
I’m here for the ones who feel the resonance in their gut as they read this.

If you’re looking to check my credentials, see my résumé, and decide if I “qualify” in your world, I am not your guy.
If you’re just curious, kicking tires, trying to figure out if this is worth it, save your time and mine.

But if you feel that strange mix of fear and recognition…
If your chest tightens as you read this and you think,
“Damn… I’ve been waiting to hear someone say this out loud.”
Then you’re my people.

💥 Spiritual Stand‑Up Comedy– Keynotes and sets that turn awakening into laughter and insight
💥 Workshops & Classes– From 90‑minute resets to 4‑week deep dives like The Mind Surfer’s Journey
💥 Ceremonial Facilitation – Guided meditations, breathwork, fire circles, and assisting in traditional sweat lodge ceremonies
💥 Event Hosting & MC– Holding space with presence, humour, and grounded energy
💥 1:1 Mentorship & Intensives– For those ready to step fully onto the path

💥 The Mind Surfer’s Guide to Handling Life’s Waves (Book)– A field manual forged from lived experience, packed with tools, reframes, and practices to help you drop thought loops, emotional weight, and ride with more presence.

I’ve seen the other side.
I’ve seen what we’re capable of when we stop drowning in our own loops.
And I know, without a doubt, that I am meant to help those who feel called to this.

Most people will scroll past this.
Most people will not resonate.
That’s perfect. They’re not my people.

But if you’re still reading?
If something in you is awake enough to feel it?

Then welcome, Soul Family.
I built all of this for you.

Let’s ride.
🌊
Eric Magnifico
The Mind Surfer